Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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