- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Good job, son.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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