- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

A van drives into a car.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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