- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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