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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

800 people died last year. end of story

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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