- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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