A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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