- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

whats black white and red all over an abused child

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