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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

knock knock? come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

pobody's nerfect

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.