ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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knock knock? come in

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What stops a train? A missile

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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