What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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