Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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