So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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