What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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My spelling is horrible

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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