Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Justin Bieber

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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