- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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