- Anti Joke

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men