- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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