- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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