- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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