Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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pobody's nerfect

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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