- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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