- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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