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knock knock? come in

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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NEVER

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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