- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

wenis

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??