What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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