- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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