Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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