- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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