- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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