- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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