What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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