- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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