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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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