Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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I went to work today....

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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Women's rights

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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