- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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