- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Skinny people fart less.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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