What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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a blind man walks into a wall

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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A whole 'nother.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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