Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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