- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

Women's rights

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What did the teacher do? He taught.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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