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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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read this sentence again.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Anti Joke

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