- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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