- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Come in.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

I went to work today....

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??