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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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