i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

A black man walks out of a police station

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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