- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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