Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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who else is on here?

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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