- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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