- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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