- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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